Craigslist quirky gigs (v.3): Cymbal Crasher Wanted

Wanted - Cymbal Crasher (SEATTLE) A marriage proposal? I asked the poster but didn't get a reply.

Excerpts:

"i'm in the market for a qualified cymbal crasher. . . throughout the day i've been known to spew out some 'classic' lines often leaving my fellow co-workers in stitches"

and

"must have own equipment. . .variety of cymbals preferred in order to punctuate various one liners and their tone including but not limited to - sarcasm, zingers, jabs, puns, irony, etc. . . must be: available 24/7. . .willing to travel. . .comfortable with nudity. . ."