Call me Iron Jenny Bonney

Tomorrow, September 19th, is national Talk Like a Pirate Day. Arr!

According to this short quiz, my pirate name and meaning are:

Iron Jenny Bonney

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Quirky Gig Ads on Craigslist

Here's a few one-of-a-kind gigs requiring rare talents. Good luck!

Super Sleuth needed to take pictures of a boat

We need someone who lives or works in Gig Harbor to go to an address and very discretely look for a boat and take pictures of it if its there without being seen . Knowledge of boats helpful but not necessary- stealth like movements are necessary.

(The back story must be a doozy.)


ELVIS IMPERSONATOR-FAME! FORTUNE! PEANUT BUTTER & BACON SANDWICHES!
...seeking a talented Elvis impersonator for our huge Halloween extravaganza, a Vegas style Wizard of Oz spoof. Your role would be that of the "Cowardly Lion" or "The King" of the Forest...

(You had me at bacon.)

Special Effects/Gore person needed for slasher parody
Local film collective “The Beta Society” is producing a short horror film entitled “Junkbucket”, a slasher spoof whose titular killer chops off people's junk. We will have 10 kills total and will prove to be a lot of fun. We can provide high quality stills for your portfolio.

(You lost me at chops off people's junk.)

Nine Reasons to Not Date a Tyrannosauras Rex

Reason No 3: Couple photos never turn out very well
Reason No 4: Tokyo vacations are out.
Check the rest of the list here

I have no idea why I find this so funny! [shrug] It's not like I've ever dated a real dinosaur.

sarah - matt - jimmy - ben - elizabeth - seth

This is my community service post of the month: who is f*cking whom.

First, Sarah Silverman's message to boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel:
I'm f*cking Matt Damon



Next, Jimmy's response to Sarah:
I'm f*cking Ben Affleck

(jump ahead 2 minutes in this clip)



And the latest, Elizabeth Banks' message to the world:
I'm f*cking Seth Rogan (to get ahead in Hollywood)



Now you are all caught up.
Feel better?
Carry on.