sarah - matt - jimmy - ben - elizabeth - seth

This is my community service post of the month: who is f*cking whom.

First, Sarah Silverman's message to boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel:
I'm f*cking Matt Damon



Next, Jimmy's response to Sarah:
I'm f*cking Ben Affleck

(jump ahead 2 minutes in this clip)



And the latest, Elizabeth Banks' message to the world:
I'm f*cking Seth Rogan (to get ahead in Hollywood)



Now you are all caught up.
Feel better?
Carry on.